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Post by metalSt3ve on Nov 12, 2009 14:11:50 GMT -5
So I was in this internet cafe the other day. I saw this weak little kid wearing a kip winger shirt. Being the alpha male I decided to give him some trouble. I looked at what he was surfing and saw he was on the housecore forums. I seen him struggling with the spelling on his post, and noticed he was signed in under the greenbastard. I was like"oh shit" here is the troll everyone wants a shot at. I spoke in a real deep voice "hey kid what are you doing". He did not answer. After such disrespect, I acted. He said leave me alone, I am just here surfing the web for boy george videos on youtube. I grabbed his laptop and smashed it on the ground. He stood up, and his scrawny build made me laugh a little. So I hit him in the throat, and it doubled him over. By now I had the attention of the whole place. The green bastard took a swing at me that missed. I stepped back and elbowed him in the face like 7 times. His nose was pissing out blood. He cried and then ran out of the place. I followed the blood trail and found him laying around the corner crying. I took out his wallet so I could take what he had. There were just a couple chuck-e-cheese bucks and some pictures of kip winger. I lifted up his chin and said quit posting on housecore. He apologized and started crying again. At this point I smelled something funny.. he said he had a accident since he was so scared. I left him laying in his own shit, crying. The cops caught me about a block later and I spent the night in jail, but it was worth it
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Post by babypuncher133 on Nov 12, 2009 17:34:03 GMT -5
Please quit trolling and get a life.
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Post by Nödferatu on Nov 17, 2009 14:07:06 GMT -5
u smelly thundercunt
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Post by evisceration123 on Nov 24, 2009 12:38:25 GMT -5
cant wait to see what happens on the next episode  |
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Post by shadowzmajik on Dec 3, 2009 19:57:38 GMT -5
So I was in this internet cafe the other day. I saw this weak little kid wearing a kip winger shirt. Being the alpha male I decided to give him some trouble. I looked at what he was surfing and saw he was on the housecore forums. I seen him struggling with the spelling on his post, and noticed he was signed in under the greenbastard. I was like"oh shit" here is the troll everyone wants a shot at. I spoke in a real deep voice "hey kid what are you doing". He did not answer. After such disrespect, I acted. He said leave me alone, I am just here surfing the web for boy george videos on youtube. I grabbed his laptop and smashed it on the ground. He stood up, and his scrawny build made me laugh a little. So I hit him in the throat, and it doubled him over. By now I had the attention of the whole place. The green bastard took a swing at me that missed. I stepped back and elbowed him in the face like 7 times. His nose was pissing out blood. He cried and then ran out of the place. I followed the blood trail and found him laying around the corner crying. I took out his wallet so I could take what he had. There were just a couple chuck-e-cheese bucks and some pictures of kip winger. I lifted up his chin and said quit posting on housecore. He apologized and started crying again. At this point I smelled something funny.. he said he had a accident since he was so scared. I left him laying in his own shit, crying. The cops caught me about a block later and I spent the night in jail, but it was worth it man what the fuck...? leave the poor lil dude alone, didnt you do the same thing to another guy the other week? i think then maby you should permenantly be in the watchhouse!!! what exactly did this Green bastard do to piss you off so....? |
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Post by nodferatu1 on Dec 3, 2009 22:05:40 GMT -5
cant wait to see what happens on the next episode I know, this is entertaining. |
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Post by Sven on Dec 4, 2009 1:54:01 GMT -5
LOL hahaha epic post
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